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A receptionist costs you $41,600 a year. She sleeps.

By Andrew TabeOctober 1, 20264 min read

Tuesday, 9:14 PM. A homeowner in Windermere finds water dripping from a light fixture — an ice dam's back, midwinter, the kind of night that fills a roofer's week. She calls three roofers. Two go to voicemail. She doesn't leave either one a message.

Now picture your shop. You've been thinking about hiring a receptionist — someone to sit by the phone so calls stop sliding into the truck-seat voicemail zone. It feels like the grown-up move.

Let's do the grown-up math first.

The Government of Canada's Job Bank puts the median receptionist wage in the Edmonton region at $20.00 an hour, based on Statistics Canada's Labour Force Survey. Forty hours a week, fifty-two weeks a year: $41,600 a year, or $3,467 a month.

And that's wages only — before mandatory employer EI and CPP contributions (roughly another 8%), and before benefits. Job Bank notes that 68.4% of Alberta receptionists receive at least one non-wage benefit, which means most of them come with dental, insurance, or leave costs attached. Call the all-in number what it is: around $44,900 a year for the privilege of having someone answer your phone.

To be fair, most receptionists earn that money — they're fielding suppliers, typing estimates, keeping the office from tipping over. The work is real. The question is narrower: how much of that $44,900 is actually buying phone coverage? Because that's the part the leaks are eating.

A salary buys you 40 hours. The phone rings for 168.

There are 168 hours in a week. Your receptionist covers 40 of them — 24%, if you're generous and she never takes a sick day. Nights, weekends, holidays, the phone goes right back to voicemail. And voicemail callers don't come back: 85% of them never call again.

Then there's the rest of it. She takes two weeks off in July. She quits in March and you're back on Indeed, paying to re-hire, re-train, re-everything. The hiring cycle never really ends — and every gap between hires is another stretch where the phone goes back to voicemail and the $106.87 leads go back to the roofer who picks up.

Nobody's saying fire your office manager. If you've got someone great who runs estimates, schedules crews, and keeps the office breathing — keep her. But if your "phone strategy" is a $44,900-a-year salary, you're buying 40 hours of coverage for a job that happens around the clock.

Run it with your own numbers:

Median receptionist wage, Edmonton$20.00/hr
Full-time, 52 weeks$41,600/yr
Wages alone, per month$3,467
+ mandatory employer EI/CPP (~8%)$3,744/mo
Hours she can cover each week40 of 168
Every call answered, 24/7, booked in under a minute$497/mo
All-in cost of a human who sleeps~$44,900/yr

Here's the part most owners never add up: you're paying both bills. The salary — $3,744 a month all-in — and the missed calls she can't take. The receptionist who leaves at five doesn't just stop answering; the evening leads start leaking again, the same leaks you hired her to fix. You bought a bucket with a schedule.

$497 a month is about one-seventh of her all-in cost — and it never takes July off, never quits in March, and answers at 9:14 PM on a Tuesday when the light fixture is leaking.

And every one of those after-hours calls is a homeowner telling you exactly what she needs, in her own words, at the moment she needs it. Answered calls turn into booked jobs. Unanswered ones turn into your competitor's Tuesday.

That's the trade. Hire the person for the person stuff — the estimates, the crews, the customers who walk through the door. And stop paying a salary to cover a phone that rings when nobody's in the chair.

Your receptionist can't answer at 9:14 PM. Your phone should.

We'll answer your missed calls for 30 days

$497, one-time pilot. Every missed call answered and booked — nights, weekends, holidays.

Start the pilot